Next week

Euphemism for “never” or a subtle way of saying “I don’t give a fuck about it; fuck off and stop bothering me.”

Customer: Hi, my server is rebooting randomly.

Seller: hallo, reboot issue fix next week.

by LETian September 11, 2024

Throw shoko week

At the end of every month you need to throw shoko at people

Throw shoko week is real

by RealNo591 October 23, 2022

Thea Week

Thea Week is an unofficial holiday week observed in the United States that is typically the last week of Summer before Labor Day Weekend. Thea Week starts at 8/21 and ends on 8/27 annually. Thea Week is characterized by excessive relaxation and vacationing. You can follow vacation posts of Thea Week on social media using the hashtag #TheaWeek

I have to plan my trip for Thea Week this year before summer ends. I usually shop and eat local when I vacation for Thea Week. I always bring my own utensils to restaurants for Thea Week.

by Pauley10 August 28, 2022

No school for a week

you will have a week off during the last week of November. Have fun!

Yay we have no school for a week Mr. Bafoon!

by Unilena5 November 17, 2020

Fuck The Owner Week

From December 21st to December 28th every discord user can harass the owner. This lasts one week and the owner can't do anything about it.

Hey, it's Fuck The Owner Week, let's harras the discord owner.

by Illust December 24, 2023

middle of week weekend

A phenomenon in which school is closed for 2+ days in the middle of the week so it’s essentially a weekend in the middle of the week

I’m so glad school is closed for these past two days, it’s a middle of week weekend

by Purpstar615 March 2, 2023

National smack an ass week

April 15-19 it’s gonna be national smack an ass week

Just go up to someone and slap their ass and say “it’s national smack an ass week”

by Premethias🧸💵👀 April 14, 2019