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Weasel Tug

A military term for a useless effort, or a complete waste of time. A needless show of activity, actually accomplishing very little or nothing.
Our deployment should have been named Operation Weasel Tug, because that’s all it was.
by Lucky the RC September 8, 2020
mugGet the Weasel Tugmug.

Snot Weasel

Any extremely wealthy person (typically billionaire and beyond) who behaves in a sneaky or manipulative manner in order to avoid following rules or laws everyone else in a society must follow while simultaneously sniveling about how much following the law costs them.
Forty years after Reagan and only ten after Citizens United, it's become crystal clear the US has a serious snot weasel infestation.

A tax return indicating no money paid out and $550M coming back in a refund could only have been filed by a kingpin snot weasel.

Snot weasels now control half the world's wealth.

It's time for the IRS to take a stand against snot weasels.
by DariaTX December 22, 2022
mugGet the Snot Weaselmug.

Weasel

An un-masculine, puny male who acts like a catty little bitch. Is annoying and immature and pisses people off to the point where they want to inflict physical harm on him. Is not tough at all, and usually cannot physically fight back or defend himself. Fights back by running his mouth, pestering someone, or by pursuing legal action against them (that’s usually all he can do, since he’s not a tough guy)
‘’He’s such a weasel! That’s why he shouldn’t piss people off, because he can’t properly fight for himself without being a little bitch’’
by Jane D’oh! November 12, 2021
mugGet the Weaselmug.

Cock weasel

I heard you’ve been hanging out with Bree you cock weasel!
by Aberg4eva November 27, 2019
mugGet the Cock weaselmug.

Stream Weasel

One who saves money by cutting out cable but mooches off of others streaming services without reciprocating.
Can you believe that stream weasel brags about saving tons of money but then asks if he can have my login for Disney plus?
by RoboWeasel June 4, 2021
mugGet the Stream Weaselmug.

Scrotum weasel

A weasel that hides in the scrotum of a man
Women the heck is on yo sac

Man weasel

Second women scrotum weasel?
by Two ton scrotum July 25, 2011
mugGet the Scrotum weaselmug.

Wiggle the Weasel

(male) to shake one's genitals after expelling liquid.
To avoid leaking on my pants after I go to the restroom, I always wiggle the weasel.
by Waldo Wildridge May 21, 2010
mugGet the Wiggle the Weaselmug.

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