Greasy weasel

Good grief, I've just had a dump that shot out of my arse like a greasy weasel!

Wow, that curry I ate earlier has run through my guts like a greasy weasel!

They'd better have some good toilet cleaner here, 'cos I just dropped a greasy weasel that left some killer skid marks in the pan!
by Nerofalco2 May 28, 2023
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Greasy weasel

Good grief, I've just had a dump that shot out of my arse like a greasy weasel!

Wow, that curry I ate earlier has run through my guts like a greasy weasel!

They'd better have some good toilet cleaner here, 'cos I just dropped a greasy weasel that left some killer skid marks in the pan!
by Nerofalco2 May 28, 2023
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Weasel

A weasel is a person, usually male, who treats girls poorly. Characterised by sleazy behaviour and an extreme focus on his sexual aims.
"Edward's girl is so nice isn't she"
"Yeh shes too good for him, he's a bit of a weasel really"
by Patella53 March 12, 2022
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Weasel

Willey; he’s not only a coward that is scared of kittens but Is a smug son of bitch that will shaft anyone for a couple smokes and a pull of sveds
That weasel willey smoked all the smokes and drank all my sveds
by Courageous guy May 30, 2019
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Weasel

taking out ur teeth and giving someone a gum job.
Weasel hooked me up last night
by ruedog October 02, 2007
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Weasel

A man that doesn't go down on women.
Walker wouldn't go down on me. He's such a weasel.
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Weasel

A slim, yet very long penis with an average size of about 8 inches. It must make huge loads and sometimes make red ones.
"Bro Devon has a big ol' weasel"
by CaRtErrrr December 23, 2020
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