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Willy Glove

"Please wear a willy glove darling, i don't want your HIV"
by dan1989 February 6, 2009
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willy bin

another term for a vagina, the muscular tube leading from the external genitals to the cervix of the uterus in women and most female mammals
ey up luv, can I have a dabble on your willy bin ?, I bet its a breath of fresh air down there
by uncle knobhead February 6, 2014
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brown willis

when you take a turd (long shit) and let your girlfriend play with it during sex
I'm putting the Brown Willis in the condom for sex later
by clyons55 April 26, 2014
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Mushroom willy

General made up insult. If someone was to call it you, they would be saying that you are an oddly shaped penis. This is more of an insult that you would call your mates.
Friend 1: "Don't you think that mushroom and willy are weird words?"
Friend 2: "yeah if you say so"
Friend 1: "like omg we should totally call each other a mushroom willy"
Friend 2: "ok, if you want"
Friend 1: "totes amazeballs"
by What_ever_trevor July 15, 2014
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Bruce Willis

Any cop figure with father issues that causes a serious issue by trying to take down an undercover cop because he just wants his girl back and is trying to impress her.
Everything was going great, until Bruce Willis made the everyone take shots before they drove home.
by hansgruber616 April 13, 2015
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Dry willie

Joey sent me the most gross dry willie last night when I asked him for a dick pic.
by AgentBanana April 27, 2015
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Smiling Willy

Damn! That girl gave me a smiling willy!
by oh deary me May 11, 2015
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