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Wizard

To sneak up behind someone and insert something into their butthole. When they ask, 'did you just insert your finger into my butt?', you lean forward to show them both hands and say, 'that's not my finger!'
'WIZARD!'
My gf is still upset, I wizarded her hard when she was doing the dishes last night.
by GremlinFOH June 17, 2022
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Wizard Sex

“Hey I was with your girlfriend and I had wizard sex.”
by Quasex October 4, 2020
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Wizard Fafnir

Where's Free? Why do you have Wizard Fafnir?
hes gone, me nerd with big glasses oingo boingo brothers hur hur
(speech of a disappointment, but not the oingo boingo brothers)
by Diaboro February 25, 2025
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Wizard

Wizard means somebody with magic meanings or with the magic inside them. Like for example harry potter when harris told him he was A wizard but that’s just A story thought
Hey i’m Asher and i’m A wizard
by anonymous June 30, 2022
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Mouth wizard

When a nerd—not gender specific—goes down on you and it’s awesome after playing dungeons and dragons.

When a person is very good at using his or her mouth while speaking a wizard language

A person who can handle wizard sleeves like a champ
All the ladies call me a recreational mouth wizard

She called me a mouth wizard for handling her wizard sleeves
by UDcuzn May 12, 2018
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wizard of oz

A film that’s not so innocent once u know about what happened on set during production.
Fake snow made from asbestos, costumes that caused health problems in the actors who wore them, abuse of the actors and unsafe conditions on set, the wizard of oz has a much darker side. Don’t look it up if ur easily triggered or offended.
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