this is the art of wiping ones bum, while staying continuously aware about the environment. One will double use toilet paper by double folding and then reusing the paper at hand. One may also bypass the paper and go straight to the shower for the cleanse.
Dude, I did my part to stay green, I just green wiped. I'm like that little bear from the Charmin commercial, you know the one having trouble with the little pieces of paper stuck to his ass.
Hey you ran out of shit tickets, "naw i'm broke, just green wipe and quit bitchin"
Hey you ran out of shit tickets, "naw i'm broke, just green wipe and quit bitchin"
by Webster 's Profit December 05, 2010
by Lasagnasupreme007 June 05, 2022
An occurrence in which one's fecal residue, left on the exterior of the anus, is so messy that one must use almost all of the toilet paper, or close to all of it, whilst still on the toilet.
It can also be known as Whole Roll Wipe.
It can also be known as Whole Roll Wipe.
by Movie Nyucka November 07, 2013
An occurrence in which one's fecal residue, left on the exterior of the anus, is so messy that one must use almost all of the toilet paper, or close to all of it, whilst still on the toilet.
It can also be known as Whole Roll Wipe.
It can also be known as Whole Roll Wipe.
by Movie Nyucka November 07, 2013
Jax is a gooch wipe
by Tylermcnabb February 11, 2015
by alupigus993 May 02, 2019
by N Fusion August 04, 2008