Dick-Whip Mc. Weenie Wanker

A person who would wank it if you turned your back on them for 5 seconds.

Oh god it's Richie, what a Dick-Whip Mc. Weenie Wanker.

by Anonymous Cactus October 11, 2012

blue tick wanker

Someone (particularly a lady) that takes pride in not replying (blue ticking) text.

I texted my crush and got no reply, it turns out she's a blue tick wanker.

by gyred January 3, 2019

F#cking Cheating F#cking Wanker!

What a cheater in Warzone is called and also the #1 thing I say over death chat when I'm thirsty for some attention...

*Gets killed by someone in Warzone* Me over death chat: F#cking Cheating F#cking Wanker!

by Jack Spank9049 June 3, 2021

Dick shit cunt bitch tits wanker

A very horny man on steroids.

Man he is such a dick shit cunt bitch tits wanker kind of guy.

by Sexy piece of Toast September 3, 2017

a dinky die ridgy didge true blue fair dinkum dead set wanker

A Fucking Australian

Geoff - "How would you describe an Aussie?"
Frank - "a dinky die ridgy didge true blue fair dinkum dead set wanker"

by AGuyThatPostsStuff April 12, 2014

dinky die ridgy didge true blue fair dinkum dead set wanker

an Australian; a person who is a citizen of Australia

Yes, I'm a dinky die ridgy didge true blue fair dinkum dead set wanker. Welcome to Australia, cobber.

by yorrick hunt June 9, 2008

Specy bowl hair cut fuck small dick skinny cunt eat more wanker

pretty much what it sounds like. but in case you can't tell, it is a string of words you would use when you are running out of insults, or just for shits and giggles.

i hate you so much you specy bowl hair cut fuck small dick skinny cunt eat more wanker

by megalabob March 9, 2021