Vegan

A person with no name or identity. They announce themselves as their diet(although nobody cares), they are their diet, they live their diet, they breath their diet, their diet is all they are and nothing more. They hate anyone who doesn’t use their diet, and throw a fit any time they see normal things like people eating and minding their own business.

Person asks “what is your name?” Vegan responds “ I’m vegan” conversation ends.

by Petdragon May 12, 2022

Vegan

mean u have small pp

You: mother i have feelings that i have become a so called vegan.

Mother: u have contracted smoll pp

by epicgamerlolsigurd November 21, 2021

Eat A Vegan Day

Every other 19th of the month, you have the right to eat a vegan; They can’t defend themselves.

-GORGE! It’s eat a vegan day

-Fuck yeah!

by Fëlít June 26, 2022

Vegan sausage rolls

A food that will make you high. Often served in dodgy high schools no one knows what’s actually in them.

Aiza was high so she said “VeGAn sAuSaGe rOlLs”

by CloudyWeebConfetti July 8, 2021

vegan cowboy

Someone who dresses and acts like a cowboy, but does not exploit or use animals for any purpose and is anti-speciesist. (Ex: no bull riding, horse riding, consuming animal products, etc) Vegan cowboys are also mainly homosexual and Mexican, so instead of riding horses, they ride each other.

Yes I am a cowboy, just because I don’t ride horses does not mean I am any less. I’m just a vegan cowboy.

by Gekkorotto October 12, 2019

vegan brownies

there just pot brownies

me: id like some vegan brownies
drug dealer : ok ill hook ya up

by epictacoz December 28, 2018

stockholm vegan

A stockholm vegan is someone claiming to be vegan but still consumes lacto ovo products. In its broader sense it can also mean a Person fully capable of digesting lactose and gluten but rejects it due to the fashion statement

-Dude did you just put milk in your tea? i didn't know you were a stockholm vegan!! your such a poser!

by mitotim March 3, 2018