Neon Vanilla

Ultra-Whitebread. The types of person that makes Mormons say ''he's such a prude''. So lacking in culture and pigmentation that they're basically translucent. Bland. Boring. Basic AF, but thinks they're 'adventurous'.

Man, she said her fuck-game was strong, but that neon vanilla bitch just rocked on the dick like she was scooting up in a chair.

by ₦ᏋᏒ࿋ July 13, 2017

Vanilla

When one behaves or speaks in a very monotone manner and are far too boring to keep your life interesting. They are just plain out boring, sorry to break it ya.

You might be a chocolate person but you're acting like a vanilla person .

by Mrs smarty pants April 4, 2023

Vanilla Sugar

Made by putting dried vanilla pods in a container of sugar for baking.

The recipe calls for 40 grams of vanilla sugar.

by Sallawhaldewen January 10, 2021

Vanilla face

A white Chinese man who thinks he’s black

What’s poppin vanilla face

by The vanhilla February 18, 2021

Vanilla gorilla

A very average gorilla

Look at that vanilla gorilla, so boring and basic.

by Iamalittlespecialmymomsaidso June 25, 2021

Vanilla-float

When ejaculation enters the anus and flows back out into someone's mouth, gargled and used as tooth paste...thus a vanilla-float

I did a vanilla-floatwith my chick last night and quickly realized that I'm a disgusting human being .

by Personal sex terms March 7, 2017

Vanilla Slurpy

Noun. The jiz prize given to a woman to reward her for a good hummer.

"Hey honey, want a Vanilla Slurpy?"
"Okay, I guess it IS hummer week."

by Happy Diver September 14, 2011