When your banging a chick on her period and then pull your bloody dick out and shove it in her mouth
The mayor was at Lindsey’s house and did the vampire on her while her convict husband layer asleep on the sofa.
by Skiddy1 January 14, 2019
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"Should I ask Daniel to join us tonight?"
"Nah man he'll just pick K.K.Rool and suck the fun out of Smash"
"Damn he sounds like a Fun Vampire"
"Indeed my man"
"Nah man he'll just pick K.K.Rool and suck the fun out of Smash"
"Damn he sounds like a Fun Vampire"
"Indeed my man"
by Dr_Sheriff February 6, 2019
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"Nah, ++++ has such a weird dick, and so overconfident in his sexual progress. **** is the true australian vampire."
by S*I** February 22, 2019
Get the australian vampire mug.Excitement vampires get off on sucking the excitement from another. These individuals find enjoyment from crushing the excitement of another person.
An excitement vampire is selfish, if this individual doesn’t find the particular thing exciting themselves, they will find excitement in ruining the other persons’.
An excitement vampire is selfish, if this individual doesn’t find the particular thing exciting themselves, they will find excitement in ruining the other persons’.
I worked 6 weeks on a project proposal and it was approved! I told my friends that I wanted to celebrate with drinks because I was excited! None of them responded to my text, or even seemed to care......thanks for being real excitement vampires guys!
by tannerac May 2, 2019
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August: dude I haven’t hade my penis in 37 degrees wet for at least a week I think i’m going to kill myself
Jonathan: you’re such a pussy vampire
August: dude I haven’t hade my penis in 37 degrees wet for at least a week I think i’m going to kill myself
Jonathan: you’re such a pussy vampire
by Agge9814 August 9, 2019
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"Nah what happened?"
"Well I heard that Jimmy Vietnamese Vampired Susie after that party last week."
"Nah what happened?"
"Well I heard that Jimmy Vietnamese Vampired Susie after that party last week."
by $horty Guapo August 17, 2019
Get the Vietnamese Vampire mug.A toad vampire is a person who is likely to be swearing at girls using the phrase ''shut the fuck up'' considering himself a king and the king of games in which makes him the loser of all games and low self of steem mostly a man with a small doodle , smaller then all the other boys who have been inside of puchero and dumped a bag of dumb nuts off and left her selfless and recklessly in danger of people around her
Girl : Did you see that guy the other night trying to hit on that girl and got shut down cause she could tell he had something wrong with him , so the guy and his autistic friend decided to play games which was very out of fashion for Nike shoes at the time in his psychedelic form of retardation.
Other girl : yeah it was totally a act of toad vampire considering he thinks hes gonna charm her all she will catch is warts and dog named adrianiko .
Other girl : yeah it was totally a act of toad vampire considering he thinks hes gonna charm her all she will catch is warts and dog named adrianiko .
by She can sing man skinny too September 26, 2019
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