I was going to town on my sons soccer ref and I pulled out and blew my load in her hair, she penalized me for illegal use of nut
by Illegal use of nut July 23, 2017
Get the illegal use of nutmug. DBRUs: The place where all douchebags go to buy clothing, hairstyles, lines and all things douchebaggy
by #truthaboutboys December 5, 2011
Get the Douchebags R' Usmug. The act of shitting in a condem, freezing it, and then inserting it back into the rectum- also known as, "The Alaskan pipeline."
by The coom goblin August 9, 2021
Get the Among us challengemug. by 4everhoeless June 17, 2022
Get the Among us fingersmug. The amog us imposter is a sussy baka who’s hobbies include venting going in cams and sabotaging. If you look into a mirror and say sussy imposter 5 times he will be summoned.
by Kwazygamer_ August 27, 2021
Get the Amog us impostermug. by JulieFayePrice October 9, 2020
Get the Toys "R" Usmug. among us people
theres
the dater (male) : hey here my number 800-588-2300
the dater (female): lets haves sex
the troller: im gonna call a meeting and say alot cuss words
(crewmate) the rage quiter : NOOOOOO I DIED FROM A STUPID IMPOSTER NOO *leaves game*
(imposter) rage quitters: THEY CAUGHT ME NOOO *leaves game*
the host : hey guys no trolling
the noob: im running to a wall
the afk: .....
thd crewmate: doing task hope i dont die
im imposter: killing is what i do
the snitch: GUYS ITS PURPLE (purple: dude why you snitched) ... *leaves game*
the afk imposter: ...
the hacker: *ban*
the teamers: HAHAHAHAHAH wait we got voted out FOR WHAT (ghost: teaming) SO WHAT
the friends: *kicked*
the self reporter: ( everyone: where) in medbay
the stalker (crewmate) : stalking them so they dont vent
the stalker: (imposter) : time to die
theres
the dater (male) : hey here my number 800-588-2300
the dater (female): lets haves sex
the troller: im gonna call a meeting and say alot cuss words
(crewmate) the rage quiter : NOOOOOO I DIED FROM A STUPID IMPOSTER NOO *leaves game*
(imposter) rage quitters: THEY CAUGHT ME NOOO *leaves game*
the host : hey guys no trolling
the noob: im running to a wall
the afk: .....
thd crewmate: doing task hope i dont die
im imposter: killing is what i do
the snitch: GUYS ITS PURPLE (purple: dude why you snitched) ... *leaves game*
the afk imposter: ...
the hacker: *ban*
the teamers: HAHAHAHAHAH wait we got voted out FOR WHAT (ghost: teaming) SO WHAT
the friends: *kicked*
the self reporter: ( everyone: where) in medbay
the stalker (crewmate) : stalking them so they dont vent
the stalker: (imposter) : time to die
by YAY_fucktheinternet November 30, 2020
Get the among us peoplemug.