Toothspick

The size of a Mexican’s dick

You’re dating Miquel? He is a toothspick!

by MrFinortinor December 20, 2019

Toothpick Jar

An album of unsolicited dick pics

Brad thought sending me his toothpick jar would win me over, but I just reported them for child pornography.

by Richard Thunder May 12, 2020

toothill

i rubbish school that has bare dickheads in it and all the teachers are nonces

toothill never send your kids there it’s shit man

by kle November 29, 2020

Toothpaste promise

Noun. A representation made, usually in advertising, that sounds impressive, but is effectively meaningless.
Based on the claim that all toothpaste ads make, i.e. 70% more effective (than brushing without toothpaste).

They said I could save hundreds of dollars per year on my car insurance, but that was compared to someone who never shops around, and has had the same policy for 10 years. It's always cheaper to switch to any other insurance company after a couple of years, so it was a total toothpaste promise.

by Werdenschmidt February 7, 2021

Toothpaste challenge

Actually Cum In Mouth challenge

Timmy: Yooo my mom doing the new toothpaste challenge for tiktok
John: She belong in the streets

by CUMSE March 31, 2021

Toothpasting

When you are wearing pants with a belt while you have to take a shit and you attempt to pull your pants down.

Person 1: I heard that my coworker likes toothpasting
Person 2: What the literal fuck is wrong with them?!

by LeifAttacc October 11, 2021

toothflap

A woman with overly sized labia who has a fascination with teeth.

Did you see Dani last week? She's a right toothflap.

by emix1111 November 17, 2021