thunder twat

the pussy of an obese woman

rosanne barr has a dirty thunder twat

by tim martin January 1, 2007

Tequila Twat

The act of not cumming even after an hour of chewing the tulip chowder. That is Tequila Twat.

Just like a man gets Whiskey Dick after a long night of throwing the drinks down. A chick gets Tequila twat after a couple of shots. Even though the dude gets lock jaw from going south of the border she is unable to reach volcanic proportions!

by Denise & Albert February 23, 2009

twat drop

to strike a woman extremely hard in the twat so as to drop her to her knees.

Sally pissed me off so bad that I felt a strange desire to twat drop her.

by Sassy Underpants September 7, 2007

Twat Face

A female manager who smells, acts, and looks like an ovesized and animate vulva. A common characteristic is the possability of one body part being of larger size than another (i.e. one leg longer than the other; one ear bigger than the other).

"It smells like twat, I wonder if Twat Face just got here."
"Twat Face needs a douche to wash the sand out of her vagina."
"Is Twat Face back in tab again?"

by k-liz May 11, 2003

twit twat

A girl typically of the teenage years that will sleep with anybody, a loose cunt, and has no mental skills beyond that of a 5 year old.

"Hey dude did you hook up with that chick last night?". "No Man, she turned out to be a twit twat".

by Aesk July 28, 2008

dangle twat

When a girls vag lips are really long and hnag like meat curtains.

I was about to go down this chick, then I saw she had a dangle twat and I was back to the titties.

by Tom Sylvester June 22, 2008

Lurpy Twat

A woman's very loose, wet, soggy, moldy, sloppy vagina that looks to be dripping with disease and yeast infection.

Damn bitch! I aint fuckin you no more you got a lurpy twat!!

by $weezyfbaby507$ August 6, 2008