Well slap my ass and tickle my pickle, I'm going to kill myself!

When you are completely roasted toasted and caught by surprise. A term you should not often use as you should always have an ace in your hole. Hopefully, when you do use this term, those around you will be so completely and utterly destroyed both physically, mentally, and spiritually that they'll bow down and worship you.

Teacher: "Did you say further? Further means more and you can't be even more of more; the proper term is 'farther!'"
You, me, or any enlightened child: "Well slap my ass and tickle my pickle, I'm going to kill myself!"

Thicc Boi: "WHO GOES NEXT? If he's on my left and he's on my right, WHOSE IN THE MIDDLE??
Enlightened one: "Well slap my ass and tickle my pickle he's got more chromosomes than me!"

by ExcitedTea December 19, 2018

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when your girl horny as fuck she gives you head but not just any head the best head of your life

aye girl give me the triple-slurp-slurp-gargle-turkey-gobble-ash-kashh-abracadabra-throw-a-magi-tonsil-tickle-cheeks-stuff-n-squirtle-glizzy-guzzle-weinie-gulpgawkgawk3000

by da massy man September 10, 2020

SQUIGGLE DIGGLE FIGGLE PICKLE WICKLE UGLY CRUSTY DUSTY MOTHER FUCKING UNICORN MONIBROW UGLY ASS TICKLE DICKLE TIPSON BILLY BURGUR BOY BING BONG BACKER DOOEY

The most creative insult to get called on discord when you are the owner of the server

Owner(undercover): Do you think this server is run by idiots?
Troll: IF YOU WERE A MOD I THINK SO YES WITH UR SQUIGGLE DIGGLE FIGGLE PICKLE WICKLE UGLY CRUSTY DUSTY MOTHER FUCKING UNICORN MONIBROW UGLY ASS TICKLE DICKLE TIPSON BILLY BURGUR BOY BING BONG BACKER DOOEY

by Lemons<3_doyoumissme? January 7, 2023

tickles the hell out of me

A term used by someone who is sarcastically satisfied with the work he or she has done. Often used when he or she is performing a task that is not a desired one.

Larry: I'm satisfied with it if you are.
Raybine: It sure tickles the hell out of me, let's go home.

by PimpdaddyEsh June 11, 2018

Quim Tickle

When you go to shake a females hand but she goes in for a hug and you accidentally tickle her minge.

Forgot my boss was a hugger and accidentally gave her a Quim Tickle the other day.

by FannyMallet81 January 27, 2022

Rat Tickle

Surtains Runs Rat Tickle

Surtains runs rat tickle.

by rat tickle 790 November 15, 2020

Tickle Tuesday

on tuesday you commit horrid yet hillarious violations to your close ones but simply tickling them, make sure they have PTSD by the end of the day from hillarious yet impossibly illegal violations, from tickling, some people take the chance out of context. if you know...

Hey it's tickle tuesday!

Help this dude is trying to tickle me on Tickle Tuesday!

by cennycoastsigma May 1, 2025