strangle the snake

What a male says when he is going to masterbate.

Chad: Hey imma go strangle the snake
Emma: What do you mean?
Chad: Imma go masterbate to photos of you

Emma: ...

by HerDixiNormis October 27, 2018

Plumber's Snake

A coiling shit that resembles a snake with one end extending down through the toilette.

This plumber's snake isn't going to unclog anything!

by thatsalog February 3, 2015

The Big Snake

Phrase used to describe the Harvard Economics Department. Likely originates from the derogatory "snake" used to define Harvard students interested in embodying the word "pretentious."

He's a professor for The Big Snake.

by _Onamonapia December 19, 2019

Snakes in the grass

A bunch of people laying in the grass can't be up to anything good.

Which of the snakes in the grass were king snakes and which ones were copperheads? You don't always know by the shape of their heads like the reptilians on the side of the road.

by Solid Mantis June 6, 2019

snake wash

Similar to "Circle Jerk" but performed in the shower and sounds less offensive.

Reference to a situation of confusion or waste of effort. (adult male masturbation- like washing your snake in the shower). Similar to circle jerk, cluster fuck, etc.

"This budget crunch effort is a real snake wash!"

by gc2645 December 12, 2013

Blue Snaking

The act of male masturbation to relieve the condition known as blue balls.

The cop caught me blue snaking after a heavy make-out session with Julie and gave me a public lewdness ticket.

by jaydeflix September 22, 2016

snake medicine

Another term for alchohol

I've got 50 bucks in my wallet, I'm gonna head down to the store and get me a handle of some of that snake medicine

by Snake Medicine January 8, 2017