Rusty Purrbox

(N.) An old, happy cat.

I met the sweetest rusty purrbox at the shelter today.

by bearinblack June 10, 2015

Rusty Philips

When Marty twists on your Philips until you Moog in the bin.

Did you watch the most recent episode of MCM Marty gave the best rusty Philips on youtube

by MCMfanChris January 19, 2022

rusty rectum

When a jet of rusty water gets shot into your anus.

That jacuzzi just gave me rusty rectum.

by NastyNate1986 April 29, 2016

rusty teardrop

During anal sex, remove your dick from her ass and fling the shit on your dick into her eye.

Rick gave Marsha a rusty teardrop, and she regrettably got pink eye.

by Glass-Demon June 26, 2021

Rusty Mudslide

Bend over and tuck your weiner between your legs, get someone to perform fellatio from behind you, and as you cum also release your bowels so as to let the mud slide down the shaft into the fellaters face and mouth.

alex was feeling frisky so he asked sue to give him a rusty mudslide and she said but I just brushed my teeth. Alex said I don't give a damn I wanna shat on your face.

by jayhu sanje May 2, 2011

rusty anus

Someone who has a lot of anal but hasn't had it in a while so their anus in run down. Or old people having anal in a rusty bed and you can hear it

"Upon Gerald's arrival at his Nanas nursing home, he walked in on his nana having rusty anus sex with her mate."

by The Debators March 4, 2015

Rusty Crumpet

Descriptive term for female genitalia that displays the signs of a severe herpes outbreak.

that chick was smokin hot, luckily i got a glimpse of her rusty crumpet and bolted

by Miniskip January 24, 2013