Hot Slurp Balloon

A condom filled with piss

Hey, man did you hear about the Hot Slurp Balloon?
No, I did not what is it

It's when you piss in a condom, tie it off, and use it as a dildo

I fucked my girl with that hot slurp balloon last night, then she drank it

by NerdFucker69 February 18, 2023

rainbow balloon

Me

You are not "Rainbow Balloon"

by Rainbow Balloon March 5, 2021

ballooning

The act of inflating a balloon in ones rectum and his or her partner sucking the helium out.

Me and Ryan and Zane were ballooning last night.

by Anthony Dirty Sanchez February 22, 2010

Balloon

Surina - provides entertainment but has nothing going on up there

Surina is such a balloon

by NM1010 November 28, 2022

balloon policy

the real term for umbrella policy.

I need an umbrella policy... You mean a balloon policy? Yes that it what I said.

by Vr4speed999 September 21, 2013

Stained Balloon Knot

discoloration of the anus from fecal matter passing through the human digestive system

He put his face all up on my stained balloon Knot and ate it like a chocolate pudding cup!

by SavageBabe907 September 16, 2021

baja ballooning

The act of supergluing your asshole shut and then eating a meal from Taco Bell.

Gonna take my date baja ballooning tonight. #BetterThanSex #Inflation

by Kwagwag August 13, 2023