The TRUE underlying words of every BMW and its wallet siphoning maintenance and rent/mortgage size payments and upkeep.
I'm gonna have to sell a kidney and lease out a lobe of my liver just to pay for the tune up on my Broke Man's Wheels 540i.
by UncertainWhatNameToPickHere May 29, 2018
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Get the Steel Wheels Award mug.Seeing something or someone so desirable that you would put it or them on a two wheel dolly cart and run off
Bro 1: Damn bro did you see the ass on the girl that walked past
Bro 2: I'd put that on two wheels if you know what I'm saying
Bros: Hahahahaha
Bro 2: I'd put that on two wheels if you know what I'm saying
Bros: Hahahahaha
by Captain 66 June 12, 2014
Get the put that on two wheels mug.Similar to 3rd wheeling but the only reason you don't have date of your own is that you're a fat ass thus counting as two people.
Boyfriend (To Girlfriend): Why is that fat girl following us around all the time?
Girlfriend (To Boyfriend): I'm sorry she's 3rd and 4th Wheeling but I felt bad that she was alone.
Girlfriend (To Boyfriend): I'm sorry she's 3rd and 4th Wheeling but I felt bad that she was alone.
by Ike Nwamgbe October 22, 2011
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by HAMILTON!!! September 4, 2016
Get the Vietnamese Shame Wheel mug.Man, hurry up; we were supposed to be there a half hour ago. You're peeing on the wheels of progress.
by Steve Cox February 16, 2008
Get the peeing on the wheels of progress mug.When one is to drunk to drive while still insiting on driving, allows a higher power to do the driving for them. It stems from the popular Carrie Underwood song with the title of the same name.
"I know drinking and driving is wrong so that is why i let Jesus take the wheel, whenever I drive home drunk, he'll guide me home safely"
by St. Jason, The Great April 15, 2008
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