danny smurf

Danny"Teddy" Theodorow
Danny Smurf is coming to drink with us.
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Smurf

Word for somebody who is either a communist and/or communist like in the way they think or act. Primarily used in a negetive connotation.

Also used when referring to a total d-bag or somebody who is stingy, greedy, cheap and/or someone who lacks depth.
Ex 1: Dude, that smurf went back to our table when everyone left and swiped the tip we left.

Ex 2: That guy is a total smurf for thinking that we should all have to wait in line to get into the party.

Ex 3: The goverment is smurfing us hard by slowly diminishing our freedom.
by steezybreezybeautiful March 25, 2011
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Any woman or man who dyes their pubes the same color as their hair
"Bro I fucked a smurf last night!" "The fuck?" "Bro her pubes were the same color as her hair, Blue!!!"
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A Twitter/Instagram user who pays for a blue checkmark in order to gain more followers or attention.

"Smurfing" is the act of buying the blue checkmark.
Did you see that Danny just paid for a Twitter checkmark so he could promote his NFTs?

Oh man, what a sad little Smurf. He must be feeling desperate.

Yeah, now everyone knows he was just smurfing.
by Unsmoked April 24, 2023
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going against easier opponents, you are also a bubblegum icecream for life and permenant bitch.
Tomas will uninstall the game if he sees the specific colour of blue smurfing.
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SMURF

Short Merry Unsettling Ratty Fuck
“Thanks for helping me pull! Has anyone told you you’re a SMURF?”
“What’s that?”
“A short merry unsettling ratty fuck?”
Wtf bro
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