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Wish in one hand, shit in the other, and see which hand the German guy eats out of. 

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A reply given to someone who wishes for something because a part of their life is unfair, basically stating that life is full of good and bad things. In essence, wishes mean nothing.

This is the earliest version of the saying, with the reference to Germans eating shit coming from American soldiers in WWII.
You know what they say Ted: Wish in one hand, shit in the other, and see which hand the German guy eats out of.
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the shit • the shitters • the shit that killed elvis • The Shittening • The Shit Face • the shit has hit the fan • the shit's tits • The Shite • The Shitis • The Shitz

shit on the grass 

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Shit on the grass is a shot made from flaoting baily's irish cream ontop of midori.
The midori being the grass, and the baily's is the shit.
Peter: What are you guys drinking?
Chris: Shit on the grass, you girlfreind had some too.
Peter: where is she?
Chris: throwing up.
shit on the grass by 30OTT August 2, 2006
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shit on the nob 

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If someone has shit on the nob it means they are a homosexual. They would have shit on their nob after partaking in anal sex.
Darren is such a poofter

Yeah, i bet he has shit on the nob.
shit on the nob by jkilpin February 29, 2008
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The Max Rudderham Shit 

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The Max RudderHam Shit Is the longest but smoothest shit you'll ever see
A boy had a long smooth shit , he is called max rudderham that's why it's called the max rudderham shit
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that shit is the tits 

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When one is describing something that is the best of the best. Something that is very high quality and/or exceedingly enjoyable.
"Have you tried the pad thai here? That shit is the tits"
that shit is the tits by Chlopdx November 25, 2020
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I shit in the shower

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An upstanding member of the community who greatly contributes to the workforce and touches grass
"Hey bro have you heard of I shit in the shower?"

"yeah man he has a job and contributes to society"
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