Pussed

Having been claimed by a sleepy cat as its bed, and unable to get up without risking a brutal savaging.

Honey, can you grab me a beer? I can't get up; I've been pussed.

by IAmRampantSprouts May 24, 2015

Puss Hag

A word used to refer to a stanky low worth bitch

Inspired by s.3 e.1 of Malcolm in the Middle

“Now listen here, puss hag”

by OneSmartSnacc November 19, 2020

Puss chapped

When a female is “butt hurt” but then she takes it out on everyone.

Why are you so puss chapped with me about not getting invited? It wasn’t my party.

by Sumrbrzg April 12, 2023

pussness

The essence of puss

come on babe don’t you wanna feel my pussness!

by Hair Jordan March 10, 2018

crooky puss

when a woman has a baby or a lot of sex, causing her to have a crooked vagina.

Yeah, my wife had to get her vag sewn back up and now she has a crooky puss

by wookfairy September 14, 2021

Dick puss

tuck your penis between your legs

Can I see your dick puss you stinky fuck

by yootris December 20, 2020

Muggie Puss

Muggie or muggy is weather-related: Relating to muggy weather, conveying a sense of warmth or stickiness.

Puss is relating to a woman's vagina.

Hence, Muggie Puss is used to describe a warm, sticky pussy.

Girl I love your muggie puss.

Your muggie puss is warm and comfortable.

That girl is sexy, but does she have a muggie puss?

by Werl August 3, 2024