captain hook

the act of making two of you fingers in the shape of a hook (perferably the middle and index) and sticking them into a persons rectal area and pulling up, all while yelling "captain hook"

that damn homo queer down the street gave me a captain hook.

by andrew June 29, 2003

hook it up

when playing basketball sometimes people say 'hook it up' as meaning to score a shot

hook it up

by erik werzner December 27, 2003

Hooked-On-Phonics

The reading program for fuckholes! woohoo! yes, soo lee is indeed "hooked on phonics". YES YOU, YOU FUCKING FUCKHOLE!!! teeheehee

Soo Lee is hooked on phonics! Damn Right!

by SRL September 26, 2004

nut-hook

Getting a fish hook stuck in your nuts

Dude u just got nut-hooked

by Nut-hook March 1, 2018

Toe Hooking

While having intercourse Doggy Style, The partner "giving" grabs both feet and inserts the big toe of each foot into the mouth. Then lets go of the feet and allows the toes to pull againts the rim of the mouth. Thus forming the "hook"

My lover and I enjoy Toe Hooking eachother

by Bobby Bananas April 26, 2009

bait hooking

When one ( whom is a punk bitch) is attempting to lie to you and you almost believe it.

Punk ass tried telling me he wasn't hittin on my girl. That fool was bait hooking me.

by Beowulf78 September 3, 2017

Captain Hook

A serious condition when your dick becomes disformed and is curved, usually happens to people with lisps and people with micro penises/Chodes

Also known as- Shrimp Dick Sindrom

"Hey have you seen chases Chode." says James. "Yah looks like hes got a classic Captain Hook." Says Liam "Yup its a case of Shrimp Dick Sindrom, poor kid." Says Murphy

by JiMbO SmAcK June 3, 2019