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Gooching

The act of putting illicit items (usually drugs) in your underwear and on your gooch in an effort to hide them. This is used because when pat down's are conducted the searcher is not allowed to frisk the genital area.
If you ever get caught smoking weed, gooching the weed will prevent them from finding it.
by whamola99 March 1, 2020
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Grumpy gooch

A rash formed on your gooch from over working a worn out, sweaty gooch.
Damn Bailey I have a grumpy gooch today.
by I’m really him July 27, 2021
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gooch

girl dickooch
“ doesn’t gooch mean girl dickooch? “
yessir
by goochlover69 April 17, 2023
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Gooch syndrome

When someone (usually horny boys) gets so obsessed with E girls or E boys they start hating anything and everything else. They usually just want to watch the world burn

Named after the chad or area between the genitals and ass hole. It originated on discord, and is a growing problem on all social networks
Steve: do you know how john is doing?
Bob: not good, he has *Gooch syndrome*
Steve: I always warrned him about those damn E girls
Bob: its bad too, he's already
by The Electrical General December 4, 2020
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Gooch

Fresh Awesome Good Great Okay Wonderful Hip Cool Best Right Righteous Righteousness Bad A-s

Basically any word that’s Gooch!

Thank You!
Damn Dogg, Dats Gooch!
by Peter Kake July 10, 2025
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Slurp my gooch

Common phrase used to verbally express a strong desire for another to orally pleasure the area between the (penis/vagina) and the
Slurp my gooch.”
by Goochslurper October 29, 2020
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Gooch

What was ‘originally’ referred to as the part between one’s anus and private part(s)

Now, most people use the word “taint” which is incorrect.
“Hi, I’m Johnny Knoxville and I’m going to put a muscle stimulator on my gooch!”
by DannyDay95 September 1, 2025
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