British primary school

The place where we had climbing walls in PE, plastic chairs, programmable moving bees, PE cones, TA's which once had bees in their house and they had an accent, the alphabet on the walls, "golden time", Star of the Week certificates, bookbags, wooden bench balance beam things, assembly, paper towels, star smileys, yellow plastic cups, pen licenses, colored plastic cabinets, staedtler noris pencils and the terms "floating" "bubbles" and other waterlike terms

*In a british primary school*
year 3: Miss, am i allowed to play with the year 6s?
Miss Tille: No, no mixing with other bubbles.
another year 3: What is this, the sea? I'm sick of "water words".
Miss Tille: ER!!! Five, four, three, two, one. *clap clap clapclap clap*
Class: *clap clap clapclap clap*
*A kid walks to get his book*
Miss Tille: No floating! Back to your seat!
Kid: But i was tr-
Miss Tille: SHH! No star smiley sticker for you.
Another kid: *programs bee to go into class 3*
Kid 3: Shoo bee!
Bee bot: meep beep
TA: reminds me of when bees buzzed in the chimney
*A kid programs bee to enter the library*
*Meemeep*

by ShhShhShh July 18, 2023

British

Let’s get some thing cleared up;
We don’t always drink tea and we don’t constantly meet the queen.

Not everyone is posh either ok got that ok goof
Right here’s an example:

Is he British?

by Hdhdislwlsjdbejjxhs March 9, 2023

Sneaky British

The act of driving on the left side of the road at night with all lights turned off in and outside the car.

Last night was a blast! We did a sneaky british on the way home.

by Jessica Sanchez September 22, 2022

British School of Tirana

The worst place to study or work at. Synonym of a shit hole.

A: Hey where's your new job at?
B: British school of Tirana
A: Shit was the morgue not hiring?

by Mokky1983 August 12, 2022

British People

For those who think British people are not a race need to look up some facts here is the proof they are a race

Jackson321 knows that British people are a race of there own

by Jonny money May 24, 2023

British Indian Ocean Territory

An Overseas Territory of the United Kingdom situated in the Indian Ocean, halfway between Tanzania and Indonesia. The territory comprises the seven atolls of the Chagos Archipelago with over 1,000 individual islands (many very small) amounting to a total land area of 60 square kilometres (23 square miles). The largest and most southerly island is Diego Garcia, 27 square kilometres (10 square miles), the site of a Joint Military Facility of the United Kingdom and the United States.

"The only inhabitants in British Indian Ocean Territory are British and United States military personnel, and associated contractors, who collectively number around 3,000 as of 2018."

by CToad7 ALT March 13, 2023

British word

Something that’s made up. A fabrication from the British monarchy.

A farce and a falsehood. Something that is absolutely not real.

Mentally deranged folks use “British words” constantly.

You ever heard of that ol’ twat Fatcha??

You’re not making any sense. Speak without using British words.

by Yang Miyagi August 9, 2022