blues hammer

I reference to a shitty mainstream rock band being marketed as "authentic Blues" in the movie Ghost World.

When the music industry markets the same crappy mainstream music as part of another genre to give the impression that it is edgy or original.

Evanescence is not Goth. Evanescence is a total Blues Hammer when it comes to Gothic Rock.

Greenday is defiantly one of the original Blues Hammers of the fake punk genre.

by Jerk1333bc June 8, 2018

blues crashing

A pre-planned spontaneous minstrel show in which priviliged white twenty-somethings appear in a public place and dance an over-wrought caricature of how they mistakenly believe colored people danced back when it was still acceptable to call them "colored."

White kid: "We're blues crashing the MLK memorial tomorrow!" *rubs crotch uncomfortably against his friend's younger sister's thigh*
Old black guy: *facepalm*

by Ballbombast April 26, 2013

belgian blue

the most beautiful animal around, it's a cattle with mass-muscle buffs, these were naturally developed since birth.

crazy activist: OMG a cow on steroids stop breeding them!
belgian blue breeder: chill out man

by andersmusician February 1, 2009

blue-tool

One who wears a blue-tooth ear piece at all times, even when they're not using a phone or it is inappropriate to use a phone, (i.e. movies, restaurant, car) simply to have the appearance of being sophisticated and trendy.

Dude, that guy over there is a total blue-tool, just look at his ear piece.

by Jack Gagnon June 9, 2007

blue hearting

an act of playing with one's feelings; leading them on but you have no intention of getting it on with them

"gurrrrrl this guy is so into me but I'm just leading him on for the heck of it" "man that's a serious case of blue hearting"

by Marah Fabellera January 4, 2016

blue douche

after Election Day 2018 when America partially rid itself of incompetent racist complicit cheating republicans

2018's Midterm Elections' Blue Tsunami was actually a blue douche where a good portion GOP fuckers were flushed out for a new Democratic congress

by Uncle Joosie May 3, 2019

The Blue Squeeze

Occurs when one feels the need to shit and is unable to find to proper accomodations and turns blue in the face, hence the name "The Blue Squeeze."

John got The Blue Squeeze when he ate chili in his car on his lunch break in an empty parking lot.

by B-money and J-sexy. October 3, 2008