Fuck a cat in a basket

When shit is just so badly fucked up that there is just no other way you could express the fucking shit show that’s going on at the moment

This is when the shit has hit the fan and every mother fucker in the room has shit on their face.

Everyone and everything is fucked

Jesus Jenny, you lost our life savings gambling in Vegas, fucked a wild Mexican and shat down your leg whilst giving a hobo a blow... Fuck a cat in a basket!

by younginvestor September 24, 2020

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Get the Fuck a cat in a basketmug.

squirt basket

The trail of semen left by everyone at a swingers party that can be caught in a basket or that no one wanted to catch or give to. Slang for someone that is extremely rude or is the scum of the earth.

You are nothin but a dirty squirt basket!

by Mister Wildcat November 24, 2021

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Get the squirt basketmug.

Wicker Basket

When a turd dries in your anal hair and clogs the exit, creating a tangled mass of hair and shit.

If anyone saw my wicker basket I'd get tried in the Hague

by dillpickle93 July 6, 2025

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Get the Wicker Basketmug.

Baby Basket

A breed-able woman

*pregnant woman walks by*

Damn look at that baby basket

by OHiddenT3k August 7, 2023

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Get the Baby Basketmug.

some fruit in their basket

To have fruit in ones basket, is portraying such an idea in which one person holds a demeanor that can suggest a fruity or in some words, homosexual tendencies, or affiliations. This phrase can suggest upon a LGBTQIA+ lifestyle or habit when participating in queer acts. It is a kinder way to acknowledge and imply the fact that someone is gay.

"There is some fruit in their basket...if you catch my drift."

by the emachine August 5, 2025

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