Porn Jesus

A term used to define a well hung dark-haired male with a beard and long hair.

Damn, have you seen that porn Jesus over there? He's hot!!

by Ruby-Slippers July 25, 2016

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Cemetery Porn

The act of watching very cringeworthy videos, pictures, memes, or kids who discovered the internet and very lowkey enjoying it to the point where it becomes a fetish.

"I know this MineCraft playthrough belongs in Hell, but I still came three times while watching this three hour uncut video"
"I think I have a fetish for cemetery porn"

by DrinksToForget(AlwaysRemembers February 26, 2017

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Discord porn is porn you look at when pornhub or Xvideos are dry, or that one nsfw channel catches your eye when you are in half chub. You don't talk about watching it because you're sure people would immediately attribute it to hentai or trap shit.

More than 80% the time its GIF posts and mp4 videos with no sound, most of which are very hard to find the original source is from, and depending on the Discord server it is the most active channel.

Its intriguing because you'll never know what you'll get. Probably most of the time you wont be surprised pleasantly , but if you know what you are looking for, keep an open mind, and keep an eye on the top users for that channel, then happy nut my man .

Tyler: "Hey ed, I woke up today and got aroused by some pics on discord"
Eddy: "Woah! discord porn is nasty"
Tyler: "No don't worry man, i went to go get my nut traditionally on the hub"

by ILikeTie June 21, 2019

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porn slapper

People on the Las Vegas Strip who hand out escort/stripper cards featuring scantily clad women. They attract attention by slapping the cards together.

If you're lucky a porn slapper might sell you their "Girls Direct to You" t-shirt.

by darkswitch July 28, 2010

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