Real talk

A term used by someone who is everything but real. Used to swindle you or impair your judgment.

I was going to give homie a front but then he started with all that real talk bullshit.

by J*Potential July 5, 2021

Blunt talking

When your smoking a blunt and your so high and everyone’s talking and your there smoking and letting the blunt do all the talking

Me jake and jimmy were smoking a blunt and all I see rn is jimmy just blunt talking

by SemajSmokes November 28, 2018

THEODORE Talk

When your TED Talk goes on way too long, it has become a THEODORE Talk.

A, concluding a rant: Thank you for coming to my TED Talk.
B: You ranted for 40 minutes straight, that was a whole-ass THEODORE Talk.

by bombadiller April 14, 2023

sigh talk

Someone who sounds depressed whilst talking, as if every word was a sigh. (Think Eeyore)

Amanda always sigh talks, like yesterday, she was all " heeeeeyyyyy, *sigh*, I'm ok *sigh*.... Things are fine *sigh*...what are you up to? *sigh*"

by Marauder12 June 2, 2016

talking to mute

The increasingly common situation where an individual on a conference orvideo call talks extensively without remembering to turn on their microphone. Also an excuse for situations where that same person wasn't paying attention to the call whatsoever. This situation is most common in conference call scenarios although it can also be seen in video conferences, particularly in the current work-from-home environment.

"Jamie? Jamie?? You there? We need your approval to allow the project to start."

(long pause)
"Oops, sorry, guys. Talking to mute again." (with the sound of toilet flushing in the background)

by lakeshore September 18, 2020

Talking To Danny

An excuse for pissing whilst on a Snapchat call with Oisin kane

Yup just finished talking to Danny.....

by RYAN12345768 April 17, 2021

vodka talk

The detailed conversation that you had that gets wiped clean from short term memory due to repeated ingestion alcohol.

An overly ambitious boast that doesn't get executed because of ten times distilled potato juice.

Can't believe Emily didn't remember she could pick your mom up from the airport on Saturday I guess it was just Vodka Talk.

You'll never do a stand-up Kathleen it's just Vodka Talk.

by Kat'O9 November 19, 2022