twisted lady

When you wake up in the morning and your jeans are so wrapped around themselves you hsve trouble getting back into them so you can leave before she wakes up.

She caught me while I was halfway pulling up my jeans. She was such a twisted lady she wanted to serve me tea.

by Skarr Phase July 9, 2023

Falbonian Twist

Twists and turns in the plot of a short comedy sketch. Created and popularized by director Tyler Falbo.

I thought I knew where this sketch was heading but that was before the classic Falbonian twist.

by peeterpeeterpumpkineater February 28, 2024

Twist Twist Glug Glug

Another name for a blowjob where the hands are also used in a twisting motion used by northerners in England

“The other day I was with this bird and she gave me the good ol’ twist twist Glug Glug.”

by Craigdavis August 9, 2018

coocoon twist

when an individual preferably male holds and twist the coocoon (vagina)of a female.

suck my cal before i give you a coocoon twist.

by cal_juice November 24, 2022

Twist a Bowl

When a girl tells a guy she inconspicuously likes having threesomes with men.

Susan really wanted to twist a bowl after the sun went down.

by Hehe 69 November 18, 2019

Shuffle Twist 3000

This is when someone grabs ahold of a penis with two hands and begins twisting in opposite directions.

Dude, Alexis gave me the best Shuffle Twist 3000 job of my life last night!

by FuckAndSuck November 27, 2019

Twisted joker

Your got your girlfriend bent over and she reverse the position and slam her strap on I to your ass hole you tear up and say to her why so serious.

I got a twisted joker and I'll never be the same she got me good buddy real good.

by Hillbilly antichrist December 18, 2024