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Grease

To fuck one over or inconvenience another person.
Damn Tonya why you always gotta grease me.
by Giveenchi August 7, 2020
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Grease Shingle

The shit smear left on the back of the toilet seat. Commonly caused by explosive diarrhea or incorrectly positioning your asshole.
"At last year's company holiday party I got so drunk I accidentally left a grease shingle."

"I took this girl home from the bar last night, when I woke up she was gone...but the skank left me a grease shingle as a parting gift." #greaseshingle

"Donald Trump's hair looks like a grease shingle."

"Yo bro, quit being such a grease shingle."
by M&TfromtheDeli June 28, 2016
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grease squeaker

A high pitched fart that leaves behind an oily residue.
After I let loose a grease squeaker I had to throw away my underwear.
by Hlalakar June 7, 2020
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grease fire

When a big fat mother fucker is cremated and the entire building goes up in flames!
When Uncle Porky died his fat liquified during his cremation and spilled over the drip pan causing a massive grease fire 🔥 destroying the funeral home.
by E.F. Crazy, LLC. March 13, 2025
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Grease Shingle

The shit smear left on the back of the toilet seat. Commonly caused by explosive diarrhea or incorrectly positioning your asshole.
"At last year's company holiday party I got so drunk I accidentally left a grease shingle."

"I took this girl home from the bar last night, when I woke up she was gone...but the skank left me a grease shingle as a parting gift." #greaseshingle

"Donald Trump's hair looks like a grease shingle."

"Yo bro, quit being such a grease shingle."
by M&TfromtheDeli June 28, 2016
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Grease

Matt the obese fat ol tard ol lard is the most acurae deffinition that could ever explain this hermunculous he is just so bittery uderally disgusting troglodite that exists but this beach fuel diven cunt is greasy also did i mention hes fat?

ps. Fuck you grease ball

PP S you have a small |
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Guy 1: Hey did you you see Micayla over there?
Guy 2: No why?
Guy 1: Grease got to her.
Guy2: poor oinker, that'll do pig... that'll do
by ifhysm May 27, 2017
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