taylor punch

It is when your engaged in anal sex and you grab a smelly, frozen, rainbow colored fish and whack the person as hard as you can in the back of the head.

"Yeah so I taylor punched Victoria last night, it was cool"

by Taylor Jerome January 11, 2008

Taylor Mitchell

Taylor is a really pretty model you will instantly fall in love with her. She is kind sweet and everything you can imagine!

Person 1: Omg, have you seen Taylor Mitchell's picture???

Person 2: No I need to see it now!

by Llama Lady Lover September 2, 2019

Taylor The 4th

When a man is very high and goes to fuck his woman in the ear over and over again. And ends up cuming in her nose. Also, could be done to Niglets.

After a long night, he Taylor The 4th'd her all night long. Sweet huh!

by PaulTaylorThe4 May 13, 2008

spud taylor

A person who is a legend in their own time.

That guy is a spud taylor!
She is such a spud

by reggie ray July 16, 2008

Taylor Lautner

a hot celebrite who was in twilight as jacob Black and will be in new moon,eclispe,and breaking dawn.

wow, "taylor lautner" looks hot and spicy. RAWR!

by girl2340 July 1, 2009

Taylor Swift

Taylor Swift was born on December 13, 1989. Taylor Swift is a singer who is blonde, and liked by many people, but also disliked equally. She has made many songs such as "Bad Blood" or "Style" and they were successful.

Taylor Swift is a famous singer.

by The Human Being/Person December 4, 2016

Taylor Lautner

A celebrity who all the girls obsess about. He's well known for his role in Sharkboy and Lava Girl, or -gags- Twilight. Let's face it, the only reason why everybody likes him is for his looks.His acting is okay, but look at all the definitions here. Most of them are A SEXY BEAST or a FIIINE BOY or A HOTTIE. GET THIS IN YOUR HEAD: HE DOESN'T KNOW YOU EXIST, HE ONLY CARES ABOUT YOUR ALLOWANCE MONEY THAT HE GETS WHENEVER A PURCHASE IS MADE TO THAT SAD EXCUSE FOR A MOVIE. Thumb this down, I dont give a shit. It's the truth, you gotta face it someday.

Girl: OMG TAYLOR LAUTNER IS SO INCREDIBLY HOT!

Me: What about his personality?

Girl: WHO CARES ABOUT THAT, HE'S HOT!

Me: Riight. You know he doesn't know that you exist, right?

Girl: YES HE DOES, HE'S MY FUTURE HUSBAND.

Me: *rolls eyes*

by SimpleBrunette August 20, 2010