All you have to do is change one letter ineach word-and ta-da! There you have it. A secret way to swear, but I would never ever say this at my Baptist school, so be careful about how you use it.
by NotEmily March 15, 2005
When you cum in an ice cold bitch and your dick becomes covered in frozen blood and cum with a hint of blue at the base due to frostbite from her frigid fuckhole. Now, your penis resembles the classic American treat “Rocket Pop”
by Jae.Bort August 09, 2019
The sexual act that can only be performed on Christmas night, it involves inserting a minimum of 34 candy canes up ones rectum, whiles masturbating to the grinches bleached nipples, while sitting on top of a dead hooker dressed as Mrs.Claus deep throating the latest edition of the Christmas people’s magazine, then removing the candy canes from your anus, and piercing ones testicles using the sharpened blades of Christmas Joy.
This act should be done while smacking a dead dog to the beat of “we wish you a merry Christmas.”
Santa invented the North Pole shuffle in 1865 after receiving a massive erection from family photos of 12 year olds
This act should be done while smacking a dead dog to the beat of “we wish you a merry Christmas.”
Santa invented the North Pole shuffle in 1865 after receiving a massive erection from family photos of 12 year olds
by Jajdbfnsh October 29, 2018
by NICKOHYEAH1111 November 09, 2007
When two gay men have sex missionary style. Also known as "Fire Starting" (rubbing two sticks together).
by punchtheclown February 07, 2009
When a woman throws up on your cock during a blowjob. So called because of the well known fact that New Jersey is worst smelling state in the US.
by SrslyYouGuys October 23, 2009
Totem pole-ing happens during a threesome, and is when you sit on your taller homie's shoulders and the woman is giving the taller guy (the man touching the ground) head, while you (on top of your friend's shoulders) eat her out.
by K3Y53R 50Z3 December 12, 2017