5 minutes in Paint

Spending little to no time in making/fixing a picture/image

Check out my picture, 5 minutes in paint.

by psyc October 16, 2012

Painting your face

Someone who is "Painting their face" is lying to themselves. They paint their face as a clown does.

"I swear to god I will wake up early tomorrow to do my homework!!" <- painting their face
"I will start going to the gym this semester" <- painting their face
"Hey, I think I'm going to start applying for jobs!" "You're Painting your face, dawg."

by paintingYourFaceRn October 3, 2023

paint me white

Referring to having sex and ejaculating on your partner, getting cum all over their body and/or face.

A lyric heard from a song A Song In The Key Of Sex by Lorene Drive

“Paint me white, it’s all I need tonight!”

“Just paint me white, I surrender to your love!”

by Jays_bloodlust June 15, 2021

Lick the Paint Off

The act or instance of performing intense cunnilingus. 2.) Performing cunnilingus on a your female partner to intense orgasm. 3)

Man, that girl is fine. If I get her alone, I'd like the paint off.

I'd lick the paint off that motha

by SoCrotchTease May 24, 2013

paint the town red

killing people while their blood is splattering around the town, making it red.

“you little fuck head, you should be dead, i’ll pull up in a coffin and paint the town red.” -zillakami

by Fat Mama Joe June 10, 2022

Alaskan Paint Job

A skid-mark left by a stripper's lap dance

My boy just got an Alaskan Paint Job. I told him that stripper was naaaaasty!!

by BoxKev May 13, 2011

Face paint

cut each others faces and smear the blood

He asked me to play face paint with him

by scenequeenbitch<33 December 6, 2006