Sports fan

Someone who watches sportsball. Typically they have an obsession with a team but alternatively they can have an obsession with a player or even players. Players of whom sports fans will dedicate their whole lives to knowing every detail of what they had for breakfast and the last person they had sex with. Examples of sports fans include MJ Stans, Bronsexuals, Bradytards, and #1 fans of 2020’s 20th Overall Pick Bench McRiderson. Typically sports fans know nothing and commit acts such as “meat riding” and “casual racism.”

My sons a real sports fan! I hope he grows up to be a knowledgeable reporter like Stephen A Smith or Colin Cowherd!

by CuckLordjuiceromegalul February 22, 2022

bandwagon fan

99% of Kansas City Chiefs’ fans

“what’s your favorite team?”
“kansas city”
“u a bandwagon fan.”

by su81im3 February 4, 2022

andrew fan

annoying kid.

hey look, it's an andrew fan.

by Rsalt Zoo February 13, 2022

Bowgart Fan

Someone who dislikes profanity and any form of inappropriate phrases. Most notably likes to "keep it clean".

wow, that guy really hates it when we swears. He sure is a bowgart fan.

by triumph&glory November 14, 2016

Mah Fan

Word used to say annoying or extra.

Bruh why did the teacher assign 5 pages of work? That's so mah fan. I don't think I hav time for it.

by imkindahungrydoe February 21, 2020

beaver fanning

When someone beaver blocks. Also known as beaver fanning.

Justin is beaver fanning tonight.

by Beaverfannerswife June 5, 2018

Fanning Fur

The ability to go down on someone with pubic hair.

Man that guy is really fanning fur lately.
She is fanning fur like its 1970.

by Oogle00789 June 4, 2010