diet coke (cock)

When a strapping young fellow strolls into a ghetto Wendys drive through (specifically one near Chens) and requests for a “ extra large diet coke” , just know , that pubescent half nut actually means “ cock” , and present him with just as such.

“ Can i get a large diet coke (cock)
“I know ExActLy how to make that to your upmost expectations. Pull up to the second window for your Cock and some toasted buns on the side ;) “

by thecockwhisperer November 30, 2021

emily ran out of diet pepsi

A cocktail made precisely with 5 ice cubes, single jigger of white bacardi rum and flat fresco found in the back of refrigerator.

The name of this drink is Emily ran out of diet Pepsi.

by anonymous November 27, 2020

Diet black

When black parents have a child that is light skinned as fuck.

“How can Craig be so light skinned when both his parents are black as night.. he’s looking like a can of diet black”

by BuddyISlove November 29, 2020

Diet black

When black parents have a child that is light skinned as fuck.

“How can Craig be so light skinned when both his parents are black as night.. he’s looking like a can of diet black”

by BuddyISlove November 29, 2020

Zoom Diet

A diet you desperately need after you look at yourself on Zoom and notice the double chins.

Geez, Shirley, leave out the french fries, I just started my zoom diet.

by DarcyDog December 11, 2020

Diet Southern

Is a person from the border south region of the southern United States such as Maryland,Virginia,Missouri and Oklahoma. Instead of a deep southern accent they have a mild twang and elongate their O’s. They still cook southern food, parts of their state are still extremely politically conservative and religious wise are Methodist or baptist, and they tend to be more down home and hospitable. Sometimes because of the metropolitan areas of these states which tend to be more similar to the Midwest or northeast this region has to re affirm it’s traditional southern identity to the rest of the south.

Eastern shore Maryland isn’t part of the Deep South but it’s definitely diet southern at the least with that twang they have and being below the mason dixon line

by ESMD October 24, 2020

Diet Check

Winn Dixie brand Dr. Pepper

"Hey mom, did you get some Diet Check from Winn Dixie?"

by tbww October 26, 2020