Clown on a Stick

Noun. AKA Paleto Payasa.

A person who dates a man with so many red flags, it makes them a clown on a stick for doing so. Naturally, the stick to this clown being courtesy of the man in question.

Named after the Mexican marshmallow snack on a stick; Paleto Payasa.

"Ah, that stick seems to have found its clown."

"Before you tell me more about him, let's set the vibe. Do you want me to run to the store for some vodka and facepaint real quick? I hear some clown on a stick aspirations coming through."

by Your good dude, reporting live January 11, 2021

Clown Bait

A person so incompetent that they would get lured into a sex dungeon by pedophile clowns

Dude you're such clown bait

by Tye Gordon Gillis November 11, 2017

Straight Clown

The straight clown is a clown that constantly follows you arround when you are a heterosexual

-Bro have you heard of the straight clown
-No, I dont know what the fuck you're talking about
-You know that means you're gay

by A jschlatt fan October 18, 2020

Clown hekor

A clown that hacks you and works at mcd hes also a sussy baka.
-reid 2022

The clown hekor slowly burned my family alive and hackes into mc donalds mainframe every day

he will soon find you and clown your family.

by TotallynotTherealBobuxMan March 16, 2022

Clown sightings

When a clown comes to kill you in a dark place or in a lonely place

Bro I Think there's clown sightings over here

by awesomeness jokes November 11, 2016

ASS Clown

A person who normally has a college degree, but, for whatever stroke of bad luck cannot find work in the area he went to school for. He then finds work in a skilled trade, usually a family member sets him up in this job, and then breaks down working conditions for guys in that trade by doing things in a shoddy and dangerous manner and causes others to be laid off because they refuse to do the same.

That ass clown foreman got me smoked because I wouldn't work that hot switch gear alone. These rat bastards are going to get a grievance filed on them when I get to the Union Hall

by Colt357dog April 26, 2015

clown noise

when someone tries to voice their opinion on a conversation they just walked into, but their comment has no meaning or relevance and they end up making a total ass out of themselves

Bro1: "How about that cowboys game last night bro?"

Bro2: "Yeah, Romo killed it in the fourth quarter."

*kid walks in*

Fag: "Man I love football, you guys wanna be friends?"

Bro1: "Fuck off, clown noise."

by rockpiece December 2, 2014