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goth vs. emo vs. chav vs. detroit ghetto

Emo is basically the bottom of the food chain here.
Emos hate themselves, goths hate everyone else.
A Chav is a british wigger, they are also recognizably stupid.
A Detroit Ghetto is a black person who carries more weapons and drugs then his coat can fit.
Goths are all black. Emos are goths with circus colors and an estrogen overdose. Goths are actually bigger life haters then emos but they have balls and deal with shit.
In the united kingdom Chavs and Emos are rivals
The Chav is picking on the Emo and a goth comes by, so the Chav thinks 'Oh, another Emo' so the Chav attempts to pick on the Goth who takes out a half inch syringe and proceeds to beat the living hell out of the Chav. After the Chav is dead from pinstab wounds the Emo praises the Goth like they are holy or something. Then the Goth who is totally annoyed fills the syringe with yellow asbestos liquid and leaves a small air pocket. Then says it's Heroin and sends the Emo off who dies several seconds later. Then the Detroit Ghetto guy walks in and then opens his coat which a rocket launcher is hidden in takes out a bag of cocaine but is actually sweet and low. In the end the Goth is dead and the Detroit Ghetto goes back home and then a team of fat and vice cops investigate and 6 months later they can only speculate that it was a homicide.
Goth Vs. Emo Vs. Chav Vs. Detroit Ghetto
by Brents2 August 30, 2007
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Chav

Can be used to replace the words idiot and retard in a sentence.
Bloke 1: “why are you angry?”
Bloke 2: “some chav cut me up on the motorway this morning
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british chav

a person who is from britain, is likely to corner you in a dark street and/or wears 5 layers of foundation 2 shades darker than necessary
person 1:oi mate yeah bruv i’m talking to you
person 2:british chav
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Chav

A girl/boy who think they hard because they were too much fake tan and ride their bikes on the street the girls think there bare peng sticking their tongues and butts out cos they think they got big back the boys think their the shit cos they wear masks and ride their bikes Around The place like they in some fucking gang

They’ll get there olders on you if they don’t like ya cos they can’t fight for shit and need somebody else to do it for them

Them girls got them thick ass eyebrows and think they look cute when they really look like slags who need to pattern up
“Why she so orange
Cos she’s a chav”
by Haydyn November 24, 2019
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Chav

by RiZzrozz April 21, 2022
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Chav

An individual showing excessive bias for a group.

short for - chauvinist
The unnerving glare cast by the chav made me feel uneasy as I clearly did not don the appropriate attire necessary to fit in.
by Mitch_B March 24, 2023
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chav

by notachavyprick August 9, 2021
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