Poop Staff

A stick or large pole reserved specifically to chop and mash giant turds that fail the usual two flush method.

Grab the poop staff; this one’s not going down without a fight.

by Napoledan February 5, 2019

Twitch Staff

A term usually used to describe a Simp or Incel because those words are now banned on twitch.

bruh u got all of these guys being twitch staff for u

by Billy Bob' December 20, 2020

Frozen cock stiff

Used to describe the weather or something that is frozen solid

I tried to start my car after work, but it was frozen cock stiff
What is it like out side? Ugh it's frozen cock stiff out there

by Diamonds21D December 29, 2014

Working Stiff

A person who works for a living. A wage earner of some sort.

Fred: I heard they're handing out $50k to people with bad mortgages. Do you think the average working stiff will see ever a dime??

Steve: No chance in hell.

by BaldingEagle October 7, 2010

Stiff upper lip.

Meaning you must keep your composure in all situations.
Be tough.

Hailey : I miss you daddy -cries-
Dad : "Stiff upper lip." baby, we'll get through this.

by Nannerpus February 15, 2009

Staff Sergeant Max Fightmaster

Someone who is unbelievably manly; an incredibly manly man.

"Dude, Ian just had sex with my mom while beating up your childhood hero!"

"Man, that guy is a fucking Staff Sergeant Max Fightmaster!"

by The Breakaway October 14, 2009

mineplex staff

A species of idiot that likes to ban people for no reason. Most are suck-ups and tryhards. They do nothing helpful except possibly making a game hacker-free if the hackers are morons who speed fly across the map to force-field everyone at the enemy's spawn.

Joe: I need a slow animal to study for science class. It needs to be lazy and stupid.
Bill: Just do a report on mineplex staff!

by FlyingTryhard March 17, 2017