Donk Status 

1. Something really fucking stupid that someone does.

"Dude that was fucking donk status."

Donk Status by Courtstazzz May 25, 2006

meatball status 

State of having no, or very little money- roughing it, bumming it, etc.

"Lost all my money at the blackjack table. I'm on meatball status for the rest of the trip."

meatball status by Webster Dic June 1, 2007

Kbarron Status 

when you date a girl thats deffinatly jailbait or "fresh out the womb"

Person a: damn hes 40 and hes dating a 13 year old
person b: thats that kbarron status

Kbarron Status by KiddehPorno January 14, 2011

Surgery Status 

A quote made famous by skateboarder Rob Dyrdek. A statement to make when injured and may require surgery.

Meaty bites Rob on the leg...."Surgery Status".

Surgery Status by DeezNutzForYou May 2, 2011

relay status

A contraction of the phrase "relationship status." Often used while texting when spelling out the entire phrase is impractical.

"Hey, did you see Dave changed her relay status to 'It's complicated?'" "Yea, he's not fooling anyone."

relay status by Giusseppe Ronaldo October 20, 2012

Beached Whale Status 

The moment in which you now no longer resemble a human being but look more like a beached whale ready to take its eternal rest. protocal requires you to update you facebook status to read "beached whale status", but chances are your not gonna get it up there.

**You are now at the point of no return, you will not move for the rest of the night unless there is an emergency**

idiot: yo hand me my phone

You: dude i cant im beached whale status right now

Beached Whale Status by Mr.DirkAsFuck March 5, 2011

my relationship status 

Questionable.

My relationship status?

It's questionable.

(I'm gay.)

my relationship status by I'm_Gay February 21, 2017