Secret smurf

When you enter your partners ‘magical portal’ from behind, after indulging in Shrooms for an evening, you then grab their neck firmly with two hands and choke them until they turn blue!

Want to get secret smurfed tonight?

by EchoEcho5 May 1, 2018

reverse smurf

reverse smurf is when you grip the balls till they turn blue then twist them 360 all while sucking him off and releasing when he about to bust

i gave my bf a reverse smurf but twisted way to many times so he lost his balls

by but why tator February 15, 2021

Dirt Smurf

Is a smurf that lives below ground in the dirt beneath all of the other smurfs. Pops up to take and steal from the other smurfs to survive.

That chick is a real dirt smurf.

by Truecolours72 November 28, 2021

smurf

a word that can be used to substitute most other words.

1.Last night when we left the bar, she started smurfin me.
2.No smurfin way.
3.Are u smurfin serious.
4.Smurf yeah.
5.Oh, that is freaken smurf, that is freaken smurf.

by danny g. November 3, 2004

smurffed

to be in a state of immense intoxication due to the introduction of toxins to the body.

10 pints of wifebeater and I'm completly smurffed

by the one that got away November 4, 2003

smurfing

fucking until your face turns blue. Just chillin liek a villain. Fooling around. Undefined happiness and pure pleasure, first enjoyed by papa smurf and smurfette.

STOP SMURFING AROUND? What have you been doing today? smurfing...

by mary January 8, 2005

Smurf

Crushing bars(barbiturates) and sprinkling on marijauan and then smoking it

I just smoked a Smurf and that shit fucked me up!!!

by BigMike25 August 6, 2008