Snuffleupagus

When your partner falls asleep and you take a selfie with your cock and ball's over her face making a resemblance to Seasame Streets character of the same name.

Bro 1: Dude you have to see this pic I took of this chick I banged last night. Look...

Bro 2: Fuck man, she looks like Snuffleupagus, but dude I didn't need to see your dick.

by KnowItAll1979 May 7, 2022

spruffle

Following the consumption of truffle, or truffle products, your spunk smells and tatstes strongly of truffle. When you ejaculate with force at this time, it is referred to as spruffle or spruffling.

After a nice truffle pasta, my boyfriend loves it when I spruffle all over his arse.

by Spruffler October 2, 2022

spruffle

When you have had an expensive meal prepared with lots of truffle, which changes the scent and taste of sperm. When you ejaculate shortly after this is a spruffle or spruffling.

After eating that delicious truffle pasta, I spruffled all over my boyfriends face.

by Spruffler October 9, 2022

snuffle upperkiss

Slapping your dingus on your sleeping friend.

Mark was sleeping, so I unzipped my pants and slapped him with my snuffle upperkiss.

by Stihigh80 October 22, 2022

Department Shuffle

When you are in an office of some kind, and keep getting refered to diffrent departments.

Reception Lady: You need Carol in Adevertising.
Man 1: Ok, thanks.
Carol in Advertsing: Go to floor 12, and ask for Tracey in Finance.
Man 1: Ok...
Tracey in Finance: Sorry, you've made a mistake. You want to talk to Sharon in Research
Man 1: My head is spinning so much, I have Department Shuffle!

by Gee37 May 31, 2009

sis shuffle

the sis shuffle is what you do during the add/drop period. when a class is coming up, you drop it on the sis (student information services) website and add another class that met yesterday, prolonging the beginning-of-semester itis.

"are you coming to math?"
"fuck that, sis shuffle"

by fat mels May 9, 2010

Kroger Shuffle

The dance you do in order to avoid any person you know in a public place.

You: Hey there is Rita!
Accomplice: Quick Kroger Shuffle before they see us.

by Messenjah January 10, 2011