cold spring theory

The probability that they know Eugene is 10 to 1

Cold Spring theory? You got the wrong map.

by Florence1 August 2, 2023

If That Is Your Off Spring Then Let Me Haunted Housu

If That Is Your Off Spring Then Let Me Haunted Housu

If That Is Your Off Spring Then Let Me Haunted Housu

by TheSpartanicaOfAnyHellstromu3e March 23, 2025

Spring Inspector

A ledgendary dance move originating from the north east of Scotland, believed to have been created by the dancer known as 'Disco'.

Disco was rockin' the spring inspector tonight.

by Dancer09 February 21, 2009

course is spring

When people are so happy about it being spring that it's their only response to anything.

Adrian: Do you want to watch George Lopez?
John: course is spring

by El Tuto Numero Cuatro August 22, 2011

Jamaican Spring Roll

A woman inserts a spring roll into her vagina and squirts all over it. She then dips it in soy sauce and re-inserts it into her vagina. She keeps repeating the process until the spring roll's outer layers erode and the inside vegetables are left. She then feeds herself this vegetable mix.

The woman performed the Jamaican Spring Roll in front of her family.

by sdfgnodfghadbbnadfoghnabadfokj January 24, 2025

spring yard

cope

spring yard: cope

by shadowed (the real one) December 7, 2021

springing the pogo

To masturbate. "springing" as the name suggests, is the repeated up and down jacking of the "pogo" stick, which of course is ... ya dick!

"OMG! What are you doing!?"
"Well honey, i'm springing the pogo! Check it out, ima bout to set a world record!"

"U don't jack it!? Shit, i've already sprung it twice since i've been here!"

by cjohnson85 April 4, 2008