Hanky Spank

When you spank someone so hard they immediately ejaculate all over the ceiling or floor (depending on which way they’re bent over).

Example 1: I spent all day cleaning my ceiling after I hanky spanked Vanessa and Leroy last night. It straight up smelled like salty fish and swamp water.

Example 2: Kimberly enjoyed being hanky spanned so much, their ceiling starting growing black mold from the excessive moisture.

Example 3: “Dude how did you break your wrist?”
“I hanky spanked Kyle on the kitchen floor last night and slipped on his cum making a sandwich at 2am.”

by doctordual639 June 22, 2021

Spanked

To get killed by gunfire. Originated in Pittsburgh, Pa

"who got spanked in the ghett last night?"

by Sicksynse February 2, 2021

Spanked into oblivion

The thought that someone is such a waste of good oxygen that their father should have “rubbed out” that particular graduating class of new sperm, thereby saving the world with the flick of his wrist.

Trump is such a shitgibbon! His father would have done humanity a huge favor if he had just spanked into oblivion that draft dodging-bone spur having entitled douchebag!

by Mynameisntshmuley January 4, 2021

fistful spanking

Repeatedly punching someone in the ass

In and out .

-He said he likes fistful spanking

-He is just trying to make fisting sound kinkier

by Yen9090 October 10, 2017

Butthole spank

When you fart so hard that it stings your butthole.

Owww shit, that fart hurt like a butthole spank.

by bigbarbie86 April 16, 2015

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by Spank Daddy Canada December 28, 2024

wiki-spank

To correct someones false statement or draw their attention to easily accessible information by emailing them a link to the wikipedia entry. The equivalent of a google slap.

My friend Martin wiki-spanked me with a wikipedia entry on the Madness of Crowds.

by Alberova June 27, 2010