A mystical midget Guido that enjoys fist pumping girls that have been roofied in the ass. This often causes tell-tell bruises on the butt cheeks at midget height. His magical one horn allows him to remove women’s panties with out there knowledge. His keen perpetrating skills allow him to steal random item of interest. This can include: Credit cards, iPods and women’s virginity. He is also an Ace with the Mexican Air force.
Rob: Once again my fiancé was perpetrated by a One-Eyed, One-Horned, Flying Purple Penetrating Fist Pumping Midget Guido Roofie Slipping Panty Bandit in Atlantic City.
Jack: Just look on the bright side, its better then cleaning her up after good time’s with good friend’s and some hot lunche's!
Rob: Ya, your right... I'll just Shot! Shot! Shot, Shot Shot! her other but cheek, what a hotmess!
Jack: Just look on the bright side, its better then cleaning her up after good time’s with good friend’s and some hot lunche's!
Rob: Ya, your right... I'll just Shot! Shot! Shot, Shot Shot! her other but cheek, what a hotmess!
by bboy domo.... January 18, 2010
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by kviuhsdfhbvdfbvhfdsjvcsvjgbdvb October 22, 2019
Get the Slip dee dipmug. An error in a text message, committed by auto correct, that reveals the author's true thoughts or intentions.
you'll love this home, it has a huge dick for entertaining.
*huge DECK. sorry for the phone slip!!! <blushes>
*huge DECK. sorry for the phone slip!!! <blushes>
by goodcache November 5, 2013
Get the phone slipmug. Term for a completely accidental and fatally regrettable one-night stand, typically involving impaired reasoning skills due to the over-consumption of alcohol or other choice substances.
Jane: Don't look now, but at 12 O'clock, isn't that Chad? Didn't you two date for a while?
Christina: Chad? Is that his name? Nah, we never dated. He was a total slip 'n fall.
Christina: Chad? Is that his name? Nah, we never dated. He was a total slip 'n fall.
by le fizz November 1, 2009
Get the slip 'n fallmug. "Comin' in, number 19... Straight outta Wuhan, he's quick with the slips: killin' bitches" - Jessimae Peluso on COVID-19
by UrbanCrab April 29, 2020
Get the Quick with the slipsmug. Another word for a Floridian slip.
by REEKFORPREZ March 31, 2016
Get the philipino slipmug.