One-Eyed, One-Horned, Flying Purple Penetrating Fist Pumping Midget Guido Roofie Slipping Panty Bandit

A mystical midget Guido that enjoys fist pumping girls that have been roofied in the ass. This often causes tell-tell bruises on the butt cheeks at midget height. His magical one horn allows him to remove women’s panties with out there knowledge. His keen perpetrating skills allow him to steal random item of interest. This can include: Credit cards, iPods and women’s virginity. He is also an Ace with the Mexican Air force.

Rob: Once again my fiancé was perpetrated by a One-Eyed, One-Horned, Flying Purple Penetrating Fist Pumping Midget Guido Roofie Slipping Panty Bandit in Atlantic City.

Jack: Just look on the bright side, its better then cleaning her up after good time’s with good friend’s and some hot lunche's!

Rob: Ya, your right... I'll just Shot! Shot! Shot, Shot Shot! her other but cheek, what a hotmess!

by bboy domo.... January 18, 2010

slip slop slap

Having sex with a morbidly obese woman.

Last night I was at the pub and I hooked up with this fat chick and took her home and gave her the slip slop slap treatment.

by AussieKent July 23, 2014

full slip

Much like getting slipped, a full slip happens when the subject gets pants'd, but the underwear/undergarments come with. Thus revealing the exposed, nude, lower half of the body. (Penis, vagina, etc.).......

Shit!.... Brian just got a full slip....

Damn Charisse! ;)

Dude, I just missed a full slip but the edge of my fingertips man!....... SHIT Darren! I just survived a full slip attempt and then you come back for the rebound? Piss off! I just got full slipped...

by Ask Steve April 2, 2015

slip the nip

to do work that is needed for a good purpose such as a college, scholarship, or any school in general.

Mom calm down I'm about to slip the nip and then I'll do the dishes.

by Raquel Villareal February 19, 2017

slipped hands

Slipping hands into each others underwear

Friend: so what did yous do last night?
Me: we slipped hands.

by Spicy bitch May 21, 2016

Keefian slip

A statement that highlights something already obvious. Often occurs when a joke goes over someone's head.

"Nah, I'm gonna flunk this exam. 0% for sure."
"Wait, how? You're great at that subject!"
"That was the joke, man. Keefian slip?"

by mystdeoxys June 12, 2024

slip dip snakily doo

a series of words used to describe an dangerous situation. best when used in front of women this makes the person saying it sound superior in every way. when used correctly the women will usually reply making a rhyme.

EXAMPLE:

Man: Slip dip snakily doo!
women: OMG I love you!
Man: nuk-nuk-nuk

refer to Gif. for a graphic description...

by Randomchao5 November 13, 2019