by Blaz3ac3 September 05, 2017
When a guy is sleeping, you rub their penis, thus getting the "stiff" and they wake up with a wonderful feeling.
"Omg I am totally gonna pull the sleep stiffer on him when I'm bored and he's still sleeping"
"Yeah last night my gf did the sleep stiffer and we fu(ked."
"Yeah last night my gf did the sleep stiffer and we fu(ked."
by pinkdinko April 06, 2010
The action of taking a toke and proceeding to exhale in another’s mouth while they’re sleeping to awake them.
by ShibuiPerk October 14, 2022
by LeafyBakery01 April 09, 2019
The action of bitching someone out while asleep, or while waking up. The person is cruel, and malicious with the only intent to get back to sleep or sometimes to get back at you for disturbing their slumber
May or may not wear off shortly after awakening and can be affected by substances such as coffee, alcohol, drugs, sex , a slap to the face, or any other awaking substance or decision impairing substance.
May or may not wear off shortly after awakening and can be affected by substances such as coffee, alcohol, drugs, sex , a slap to the face, or any other awaking substance or decision impairing substance.
Person 1.:
" I told you your dad was probably just sleep-bitching."
Person 2:
" I thought he'd be awake, otherwise i wouldn't have called him for a ride until later."
" I told you your dad was probably just sleep-bitching."
Person 2:
" I thought he'd be awake, otherwise i wouldn't have called him for a ride until later."
by Lacey Lane November 07, 2011
when someone takes naked pictures of the person they hooked up with that night while they are asleep and then shows all their friends the pictures and gives each other high fives
The Sleep Creep stealthily waits while his unsuspecting drunk partner falls asleep after orgasmic bliss only to be struck upon by the infamous Sleep Creep. The Sleep Creep takes photos of any exposed body part to keep as a trophy and memento to show all of his fellow Sleep Creepers. All the Sleep Creeps then have a round of laughs the next day over a round of drinks and plot for their next night of Sleep Creeping. The photos are not posted on the internet...that is just mean and could get you in trouble! ;-D
by The Original Sleep Creep August 04, 2009
Me: I wanna sleep with someone tonight.
Jason: Cool, hope you have some good dreams.
Me: Me too, I'm gonna get so much rest!
Jason: Cool, hope you have some good dreams.
Me: Me too, I'm gonna get so much rest!
by rufferey September 22, 2012