Sitting on the cactus

When you do something so undersireable it's akin to sitting, bare assed, on a spiky plant (typically a cactus).

I sat on the cactus last night trying to catch up on the book. OR I was sitting on the cactus for 3 hours trying to finish that movie.

by S.O.K March 7, 2009

sitonmydick

Asking someone to kindly sit on your dick.
This can mean asking a teacher a police officer or your friend to sit on your dick.

Hey Juju can you uhhh sitonmydick
Excuse me sir, can you pass me the um sitonmydick.

by SUPPOOPY January 7, 2019

Sittin on dubs

Sittin on dubs refers to a vehicle with 22 inch rims

"Yo mike, you get that new car?"
"Yeah man"
"well is it sittin on dubs?"

by Joey, is sittin on dubs December 23, 2008

SituAsian

An asian person with a six pack ala Jersey Shore's "Mike the Situation"

Person 1: Damn, did you see Chang Wong's abs? He's ripped.

Person 2: Yeah, he's The SituAsian

by ikhjuyg July 5, 2010

Sitcom

the only shows worth binge-watching. The best one is Modern Family. (Why is everyone so obsessed with Friends! IT'S NOT EVEN THAT GOOD!)

Me: You watched any sitcoms lately?
Him: Yeah! I love Fre...
Me: If you say Friends, I will kill you
Him: I like Modern Family, Modern Family's good
Me: That's better!

by The Intimidating British Guy May 20, 2021

sita

She's undeniably beautiful on the outside and inside. She always has people by her side. She's sweet and quiet as well.

Hey..
Sita: Oh hi :)

by meep1313 December 7, 2011

sitdown

A meeting between two or more humans.

Tell Tony we need to have a sitdown with Vito.

by chad sapieha December 21, 2003