ben short

When a person's penis has always been short. A name like Mike Hunt, or Anita Life.

Student: My name is ben short!
Teacher: OH NICE TRY. LIKE I HAVEN'T HEARD THAT ONE BEFORE. DO YOU WANT PEOPLE TO THINK YOU HAVE A SMALL PENIS?

by lawlgasm November 2, 2010

Getting Short

An expression often used in the military that means your contract or tour of duty is almost finished.

"I'm getting short." or "I'm too short for this dangerous mission..."

by Bucho_ky December 18, 2011

Souped Up Short Bus

2. Anything so rare that seeing it even once is noteworthy.

2. I saw Muamar Gadhafi at a NASCAR competition, wearing a Charlie Daniels Band T-shirt and a pair of cutoffs. I was so shocked, it was like seeing a souped up short bus.

by The Fourth Man in the Tub March 21, 2011

Riding the Short Bus to Narnia

Acting so stupid you are sent to Narnia Short Bus Style.

Robert : Dude I'm gonna go poke that bear.
(Bear Mauls Robert)
meanwhile at the Hospital
Axel : You were Riding the Short Bus to Narnia weren't you Robert.
Robert : *sighs* yeah

by AxelWolf November 4, 2012

The smartest kid on the short bus

A metaphor for being the best at something that's unimportant or unimpressive. For example: The fastest pitcher who lives at a nursing home is like being the smartest kid on the short bus.

It comes from the special bus designated for retarded people commonly being shorter than the others.

Zack: I'm the best guitar player in town
Me: Whatever, that's like being the smartest kid on the short bus

by Albert_Phish August 8, 2015

Short Stoppin

Short Stoppin is slang for shorting somebody typically referred to when it comes to drugs or money.
Giving somebody less than what they were suppose to recieve.

I heard he was short stoppin people, thats why they killed him.

by Tango-Charlie June 8, 2009

Short People

Short people are very fiesty. They will not hesitate to kill you if you call them short.

Take it from someone who’s short, trust me, you don’t want to mess with these cute but dangerous people.

Person: Wow she’s short
Short People: 😊🔪
Person: NO PLEASE DONT IM SORRY PLEASE DONT KILL ME JSJSJSJDJBDBDVDHDHD
Short People: :)

by ~UpsetSpaghettio March 31, 2021