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Holy Shittin' Jesus

What my Jewish grandmother used to say. Like, when she was sewing.
"Holy Shittin' Jesus - I just dropped another button!"
by Sean Brian Kirby October 8, 2005
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Shottingham

Also known as Nottingham but named "Shottingham" due to being the capital city of Gun and Knife Crime.. also known for tits fanny and forest (Nottingham Forest)
Girl on tinder:Where are you from?
Me:Shottingham!
Tinder: oh no, I'll have to wear my bullet proof vest on our date!
by Charlxxe January 1, 2020
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spitting dragon

When you're fucking your girl from behind, say you're gunna cum on her back... instead, spit on her back, and when she turns around, let it go all up in her face...
Yeah.. she got hit by my spitting dragon...
by SwiftyMcFay March 16, 2004
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I'm slitting my stomach

Harakiri, seppuku, belly cutting. It's when you take a samurai sword and carve into the skin and fat of your abdomen and as you feel the pain, reach into the bloody mess and pull out your guts. Most likely you die from a lack of blood. Some more cowardly samurai would get their friend to chop off their head to ease the pain.
My geisha left me, my trainer got shot with arrows, and my bird ran away...I'm slitting my stomach.

I'm a manly samurai--I'm slitting my stomach, and I don't want any assistance as I go on my instant trip to an eternal vacation.
by Wm. Wallace The Freedom Fighter December 25, 2007
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Spitting

Seen in most shooter games, typically first person. Either the target is well hidden, or the sniper really sucks, but both are at a deadlock.

Every other second or so a shot will be fired off, rarely hitting anything, as a warning or a weak attempt, just like an occasional spit in the target's direction (probably the namesake). That little bit of pointless assault is called spitting. No one is getting hurt besides the random lucky shot, and it's annoying as hell.
Sniper: Can I get some support out here? Noobert here won't leave his stupid cave, so I've just been spitting at him.


Target: Arrrg this camper has no life! He's been spitting at me the whole game!!!!
by Ravage- October 21, 2008
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Spitting Cobra of Love

A fun, teasing name for a mans penis.
On her knees between his legs, Jasmine longed to charm his spitting cobra of love.

Aware she was just past tipsy, Brad teasingly propositioned Isabela to enjoy his spitting cobra of love.
by Joy Lovewell July 27, 2010
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sitting

philosophers are always seen in a big leather chair, scratching their chins and SITTING.

"-i think i'm going to take a run and clear my mind.
-yeahh i'm actually going to sit and ponder world issues...dumbass"
by mimigethyphy January 11, 2008
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