shipped

Murdered and disposed off.

He was shipped last week by Big Red.

by Epicurus November 30, 2016

shipping

Also, can be made from inanimate objects. Almost anything can be "shipped".

Puzzleshipping, Shinigamishipping, Bleachshipping, Breadshipping.

by Pan Pan Chan March 30, 2005

Cyclone Scippa

1: a person hailing from bean-town with serious issues regarding his stature both vertically and horizontally, especially so below the waste.
2: one who shoves egg-beaters into the orifices of others as a sexual act
3:trouble

John: Yo, cyclone scippa is really showing his penis envy today Marv.

John: Yo, we gotta call 'Gelo cyclone scippa after his date last night with Liz W.

John: watch out here comes cyclone scippa

by cyclone scippa January 2, 2008

Abandon Ship

You are having sex and just before you are about to bust a nut, you pull out your pee pee from the nice tight vagina and try to stick it in her mouth... Surprised, she says hell no and you clench your penis hard and yell ABANDON SHIP!!! Then you bust your nut all over her belly and wonder why she wouldn't let you stick your johnny inside her mouth...

The definition explains it all... Abandon SHIP

by Himay toktoktok May 20, 2011

Free Shipping

Picture this:
Usually when a wingman or wingwoman brings thier friend a fuck buddy with no strings attached to the bar/party. ie... Free Shipping ... This girl or guy must be somewhat attractive. Your bar mate would do her or him but is with someone else at the present time. Free Shipping is best done when the "Shipee" is stoned, drunk or getting back at thier boy/girlfriend for cheating.

Scenario for Free Shipping...it's a stretch so bear with it...

3 people are out at a random pub...2 guys, 1 girl. Girl "Dora" and guy "Dick" who are dating go outside for a smoke or to score some drugs, leaving other guy alone. We will call him "Single Sam." The daters, "Dora & Dick", find a Cute Girl for Single Sam....

Single Sam: Alone at the bar staring at his coaster....
Dora & Dick: Smoking outside when Cute Girl asks for a ciggy...after pleasantries and small talk Dora and Dick find out Cute Girl is "On The Prowl."

Dora: "You'd like my friend Single Sam. He's just inside."
Dick: "I'll buy you a drink, Coke, X... if you shag Sam."
Cute Girl: "I could go for a roll in the hay...let me see this Sam."

Dick: Talking to Sam, "I found this Cute Girl for you. She's nice, cool and is willing to shag you. Totally Free Shipping dude. Hit me on my mobile in the morning with all the details."

by OneHairyGuy July 14, 2009

shepptastic

Anything considered fantastic or outstanding whist in the presence of the man himself... Shepp (chris o'brien)

"damn straight seamus, that was shepptastic"

by chris lewis/ seamus bradd October 2, 2003

shilp

To hit on someone aggressively and obviously, forcing them to either A) not talk to you, or B) make viscous love in an extremely awkward public place.

Oh man, look at that girl hitting on Mike, he's totally getting shilped tonight.

by BlueDevil117 June 22, 2010