I just saved a bunch of money on my car insurance by switching to Geico

A phrase you should promptly say for comedic effect in any setting where someone is seeking feedback on something but there is a pregnant pause...

Presenter: So, does anyone have any thoughts on this planned organizational change?
...tic ...tic ...tic ...tic
"I just saved a bunch of money on my car insurance by switching to Geico"
laughter ensues, pressure is relieved, feedback session is over and everyone can get the hell out of there...
Or Icy stare from management, you are summarily fired a few weeks later for some drummed up offense...

by HalLloyd July 29, 2021

acoustic shave

Where one's singing shaves off one or many needed notes.

At karaoke, Jebus' acoustic shave of Born to be Wild really butchered the song.

by Jozef de Beer March 29, 2008

Shakedown

A means of exacting revenge where an individual snoops through another's computer with the intention of ousting a hidden porn collection and informing the public at large of its existence.

"What are you doing on my computer? Is this a fucking shakedown?"

by zomgba December 12, 2008

shaeden

Shaeden is a sweet very pretty girl. She will love you lots. She is very emotional. She is very smart.

Shaeden is the most beautiful, smart, emotional, sweet, and loving girl you will ever meet.

by Zebracat1128 October 23, 2017

t-shived

When you are so extremly, high, or drunk, or both that you sit in the samespot and can't move just like terry schiavo in the bed.

Man. Ed and Josh were so fucked up last night they were t-shived all night.

by xGeTcRuNkx February 10, 2009

Shared bathroom

one of the most miserable things in the world.

especially, the bathroom shared with more than 30 people in a dorm is gonna bang on you.

DHouse : Hey, where can I find a bathroom here?
THouse : Oh right there, go to the living room and make a right on the second.

DHouse : Is that shared?
THouse : Yeah, It is a shared bathroom
DHouse : That is disgusting.

by lluuoo November 21, 2009

shaded

Refering to the past consumption of food by a female

I waked up in the middle of the night hankerin' for that last piece of chickin, but when I opened the fridge, I couldn't find it. I guess shaded.

by Floyd C. Knotworthy July 6, 2005