saler

One who hates on what's hip and trendy, but would rock it later when it's on sale and the trend is dead and forgotten.

Check out Judy, she's such a saler trying to rock those flared jeans she got from Ross.

by saracha ooo that stings October 16, 2008

scaterbrain

when your head is a mess and you can't collect your thoughs. you feel a mess and cant get a handle on anything. can be scary.

dude i'm so monged from lastnight. got a proper scaterbrain today. it was that last doobe... i knew it was a bad idea!

by bearos December 16, 2008

scale of fishiness

The scale that is used for rating how fishy or shrimp smelling a pussy is. Scale goes from 0-100 and 100 is the most smelling pussy ever, usually from a nasty dyke who just got done with a soccer or softball match and didnt wash herself the last few nights.. Used for indicating whether or not someone has a smoked trout or not, as well as other things.

Will Smith "DAAAAAAAAAMN my brothaaaa, that girl has a stankkkyyyyyy mofuggin pussayyyyyy"
Sean Connery " Yea, shes got to be at LEAST a 75 on the scale of fishiness"

by the fisherman of life January 1, 2010

Scalarious

A person, object, or event that is ironically funny though at the same time should be feared and/or respected.

Oh my god, that's Scalarious, it's the Chinese Anti-Terror Police Squad on their Segways.

by Saskyguy September 28, 2010

scalemate

When u keep exercising and eating right, but the scale won't show anything gained or lost.

This sucks. I've been in a scalemate for 3 weeks now. I should have lost 5 lbs the way I'm tearing it up eating right and running every day.

by Stonecartier October 13, 2013

R-scale

The r-scale is much like the f-scale for tornados f1 equals weak tornado f5 equal strong. Except the r-scale is for retards. An R1 is someone with minor down syndrome or some other mild mental retardation. R5 is someone that is a vegetable. R2 to R4 are whatever is in between. then there is pretard for those people that should be deemed retarded but are not.

Example one of word pretard:
Pretard: man that guy has like 20 pounds of kilos of cocaine.

Example two of use of R-scale:
Man 1: hey that girl in the wheelchair over there...
Man 2: yeah what about her?
Man 1: ... shes a stupid R4 waist of skin

by Domfree October 27, 2008

Joey Scale

A unit of measuring how bad the smell from a #2 is.
Rated from 0.0 to 1.0 Joeys tells how bad it smells.
0.0 to 0.49 is relatively minor, 0.5 is a normal human.
0.51 to 0.99 is strong.
1.0 Joeys is defined with paint peeling, a black cloud, and a sense of accomplishment.
Anything 1.1+ is EPIC! Contact a physician immediately!!!

Person 1: What did that rate on the Joey Scale?
Person 2: 0.9, don't go in there for a while.

by my401coupe June 22, 2009